There is a world out there of which many people are ignorant, and without the necessity of hosting a top-end event, of which many people will remain ignorant. It is a world of luxury portable toilets that mocks the kind of mobile loos with which the common man, the man on the street is familiar. This is not a world bereft of space, characterised by hot, cramped conditions and a form uniquely designed to channel ungodly aromas. There are no latrines overflowing with spit-through toilet paper (and other things) while none remains on the roll. Luxury portable toilets are wholly unfamiliar with the chemical smell of urinal cakes.
Here’s why:
Shining mirrors and fresh flowers are standard in Luxury Portable Toilets
Modern luxury portable toilets are often snazzier and more spacious than the bathrooms that can be found in many homes. For instance, how many of your friends and neighbours have bathrooms fittings made from brass, gold or mahogany? How many boast full length mirrors, full, yet complimentary lighting, wall-to-wall carpeting and fresh flowers?
Luxury Portable Toilets
These are not mere portable toilets; the realm of the luxury mobile restroom belongs in a trailer, with the biggest and most luxurious clocking in at 5.5m long, 2.3m wide and 3.1m high. These luxury bathrooms for hire consist of a section for ladies and one for men. Ladies are privileged to have three toilets, two basins and a comfortably sized vanity area, while men are treated to one toilet, three urinals and two hand basins.
The smallest portable luxury toilet and restroom trailers available for rental purposes are shorter by about half and marginally narrower. The facilities for men and women are the same: one toilet and hand basin each. The interiors may be smaller, but there is still luxury to spare with black marble and stainless steel effect, automatic air fresheners, calming prints and even background music to help put the more private user at ease.
What occasions would require such extravagance you ask? How about outdoor concerts and operas, one can’t have ladies and gentlemen dressed to the nines queuing up to use a common portaloo, can one? Swish weddings for the well-heeled, major sporting events such as the Olympic Games, and perhaps a few of the ubiquitous world cups that occur with semi-regularity (although there are rumours that some blokes just duck behind the nearest bush) and business expos. If you think about it, there are actually quite a few places where portable elegance and luxury may be required.
Understated Elegance of the Luxury Portable Toilet
And if you want to really impress your guests you can even hire a chap in a dashing tux serve a door attendant for your luxury portable toilets to hand out warm towels on the way in to the restrooms and perfumes on the way out.