“Tiger Woods Cheats on his wife with Rachel Uchitel” – This was the headline at the beginning of December in 2009 that left the world in a state of shock. However, in the weeks following this headline more and more women came forward for some much needed publicity and proclaimed to the world that they too had “scored a hole in one” with sport’s golden boy. I’ve lost track of all the women and what they look like, so here, for your very own convenience, in order of appearance, is a list of the top 10 Tiger Woods Cheats (with pictures and ratings from our “hotness meter”) that got a chance to tame the tiger! Grrrrr…
1. Rachel Uchitel – New york
Occupation: VIP Club Hostess – 3/10
Fame Scale: Dated a baseball star as well as had an affair with Angel star, actor David Boreanz, whilst his wife was preggers, classy! – 6/10
Sexy Scale: Typical hostess looks (not a bad thing) – 8/10
Overall hotness: 7/10
Notes: 34 Year old who has a history of targeting celebrities. She was the reason tiger crashed his car, IE: the reason the entire world knows that Tiger cheats. Tsk tsk!
2. Jamie Grubbs – Las Vegas
Occupation: Cocktail Waitress – 5/10
Fame Scale: Appeared on reality TV show “Tool Academy” with her boyfriend – 3/10
Sexy Scale: Looks good in a bikini – 7/10
Overall hotness: 6/10
Notes: Tiger Woods cheats with her for over 2 years. Stupidly claimed that she never knew he was married. She’s the one who released text messages and voicemails from Tiger Woods. He clearly didn’t pay her enough hush money. Schoolboy error!
3. Kalika Moquin – Las Vegas
Occupation: Marketing Manager for The Bank nightclub in Vegas – 3/10
Fame Scale: As famous as all the other nightclub managers in Vegas – 1/10
Sexy Scale: Girl next door? – 4/10
Overall hotness: 3/10
Notes: She definately jumped on the celebrity bandwagon and rode Tiger’s cash camel/milked his money cow/filled her piggy bank! That’ll teach Tiger Woods to cheat again!
4. Jamie Jungers – Las Vegas
Occupation: Lingerie Model – 6/10
Fame Scale: Appeared in a few shoots here and there. Catchy name though! – 3/10
Sexy Scale: Sexy like a Macdonalds happy meal – it’s nice, because it’s cheap! – 7/10
Overall hotness: 6/10
Notes: She met Tiger in a nightclub, and proceeded to have deep meaningful conversations with him for 2 years. Spent his money on liposuction whilst they were dating and then sold the story of their affair to a British Newspaper. $KA-CHING$
5. Mindy Lawton – Orlando
Occupation: Waitress – 1/10
Fame Scale: I doubt she has even 50 Facebook friends – 1/10
Sexy Scale: She must be a great waitress with an amazing personality – 2/10
Overall hotness: 2/10
Notes: Worked at a restuarant that Tiger regularly frequented with his wife and kids. Revealed that even though Tiger Woods cheats, he hates using condoms – probably the reason his wife was preggers whilst he was dating Mindy.
6. Cori Rist – Manhattan
Occupation: Model – 5/10
Fame Scale: Has been around the Manhatten nightclub block a few times – 3/10
Sexy Scale: Apparently she has a great pair of personalities – 6/10
Overall hotness: 5/10
Notes: Tiger cheats with her while she was also married and had a child of her own. Allegedly, she was the one who broke-off the relationship.
7. Holly Sampson – She’s been everywhere!
Occupation: Ex-Porn Star – 8/10
Fame Scale: A lot of people know way too much about her – 8/10
Sexy Scale: Might have (numerous) grandchildren already – 6/10
Overall hotness: 7/10
Notes: Has allegedly appeared in over 85 adult films. She met Tiger at his bachelor party where he most likely used the excuse: “Aah, why not, one last time just to get it out of my system!” – guess what… it wasn’t the last time! Tiger Woods cheats again!
8. Joslyn James – Has been most places that Holly Sampson has been
Occupation: Current Porn Star – 8/10
Fame Scale: Her target audience know who she is – 8/10
Sexy Scale: Reminds me of my English teacher – 7/10
Overall hotness: 7/10
Notes: Revealed her secret affair with Tiger on her Facebook status update. Claimed that she was Tiger’s one and only mistress. Shame, what a pity he Tiger Woods cheated on her – with his wife!
9. Loredana Jolie – Originally from Sicily
Occupation: Playboy model and Call Girl – 5/10
Fame Scale: Has been to Hugh Hefner’s house – 8/10
Sexy Scale: I’m not one to question Hefner’s taste – 7/10
Overall hotness: 7/10
Notes: Her affair with Woods was made public by her pimp who claims that Tiger regularly paid $15 000 upwards for her services. Tiger Woods Cheats by paying for sex? Not much hope for the rest of us!
10. Theresa Rogers aka the “Cougar” – Florida
Occupation: Unknown – 0/10
Fame Scale: Despite being in existence for over 40 years, nobody had ever heard of her until now – 1/10
Sexy Scale: This is the only alleged image of her in circulation – 1/10
Overall hotness: 1/10
Notes: Has decades of experience when it comes to hunting down famous men! She allegedly started seeing Tiger before he married Elin. Claims to have joined Tiger on numerous tours.
And there you have it, the Top 10 list of Tiger Woods cheats! From club hostesses to porn stars and local unknown waitresses, Tiger Woods has seen and done it all. The interesting point to note about the this whole “Tiger Woods Cheats” saga, is the rating that his wife, Elin Woods, scores on our flawlessly accurate “hotness meter”. See below:
Elin Nordegren Woods
Occupation: Successful Swedish Model – 8/10
Fame Scale: Other than being extremely well known in her home country, she is well known for being married to Tiger Woods 7/10
Sexy Scale: She’s Swedish, and she’s beautiful! – 8/10
Overall hotness: 9/10
Notes: Elin, a gorgeously tactful model, a great mom and and supporter of Tiger Woods’ career, puts the rest of these woman to shame and one has to wonder why Tiger Woods cheats with girls who are way below Elin’s level of overall hotness!
Loredana Jolie
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