Posts tagged ‘john terry’

The Terry plot thickens

And now for some tabloidism…

Are you looking to buy a house? I heard of a sweet deal that might be coming up on a Chelsea property. No, not a house or flat in the upmarket London borough, known for swanky restaurants and fashionable night clubs – a different type.

By Chelsea property I mean the million pound mansion currently owned by John Terry. The disgraced former English football captain has been the centre of a media storm over the past few weeks, initially for his sexual transgression and dicey moral conduct, and more recently for speculation around his financial stability.

Sucks to be you

Is it an indictment on society that I would be rather be trapped inside a portable toilet for 5 hours than find myself in the position of some of this week’s newsmakers?

Here are 3 things that convincingly suck more than being trapped in a portable toilet (after a curry evening) at this moment in time:

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You need to know the details of these stories if you don’t already. Go on, spice up your water cooler conversation options.

Chelsea’s FC’s affairs
Toyota’s epic fail
Only in Aus